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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Public Notice of Annoyance

Dear Man with Clearly Deviated Septum at California Pizza Kitchen:

The Empire thinks it is gross. Please have it corrected forthwith. For the love of God and what must be ravaging post-nasal drip.

Cordially,

The Ottoman Empire