Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Information Request

The Empire demands to know why talented, saucy singer Liz Phair has so quickly given up her Indie credibility and is now appearing on the VH1. This turn of events has troubled the high consuls for some time and is only now able to be addressed in this public forum.

Saucy Liz Phair, we implore, nay, command you: provide an explanation of this turn of events or stand trial for egregious errors in judgment.

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